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One Story.... 7 Authors..... 14 containers of alcohol, and one jew, this is what we got :

One day in the garden of Eden, Sandy and Eve were contemplating eating a certain apple.... or maybe it was a pear??.... No Wait, it was a guava!! ' I do desire to munch on the sweet, dripping guava of desire" said Sandy, " i shalt rou-shambo you " said Eve, "What is that" said Sandy, " Let me show you " said Eve

And she pulled out a Large over-ripe mango. The villagers pulled back and worshipped her as though she was a god. Hey-hum-hum-hum they chanted as they lifted her over their heads and carried her to the edge of the volcano. The lava was bubbling and hissing

And then she asked "where did Meryl Streep get those sexy shoes she wore for lunch the other day??", then they walked over to the greener pastures to have kinky donkey sex for the rest of the aftrenoon (under the willow tree), But that was not all, Snow White and Little Red riding hood had a better idea

I would study Architecture instead. But it turned out it would be better to go work in a potatoe factory in russia. I didnt see it, the olfa blade was moving swiftly across my finger and the next thing that happened seemed to shock everyone!!

A surprising anomally, revealing only the unexpected, he gathered his troop of apes, determined to get the best of their only enemy, george bush, disguised himself with a turban, and penetrated george's only safe guard, his underpants. Orange flowers now scattered over the black car, as thomas the tank-end man and his friends pop into Friends, house of coffee and blends, for some coffee, and are distgusted with the lack of cool drinks available. It was then that James walked out the closet, withone important statement, a confession that would change all our preconceptions, he said

'Erin is a DICK' , but the thing he didnt realise was that at that moment, the badger milk he had taken earlier that day started to work its magic. His gut churned and he let out a resounding fart, releasing into the atmosphere a gas cloud that consumed everything in its vicinity. The survivors, who were few and far between started their long and painful recovery. That part of the studio would never be the same again

the most noticable change was the new light in the studio head andrews brain so hard he started to grew beard and call him self Mr. Palferman, forcing people to convert to eclectic polfermanizem as the new style wher the measure of all things is

and the king made a judgement that stood till the end of time.

The end

Each color represents an individual author, the rules were that the next author in line would only be able to see the last line and continue with the story from there.

Anyone know this Dick???

The Man - Erin Ball Nicholas Gibbs a.k.a E-Ball, Dick, Princess Masifude

Once asked if he occasionally took a comfy one in the rear by a chick, but thought it was bout that time, that i post the essential question that implies he resembles a male sex organ, one that is pronounced and flacid, so.... Why is Erin such a DICK???

If you know the answer, please post a comment - the details for guest log-on is in an earlier post below.

Seen here breaking the Toilet Door Handle with a semi (does anyone know who that nose belongs to??). (Action Shot)

16 Days to Go...

Just 16 Days till document deadline, see what the 5th yrs have been upto...



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Is that a Gun in your pocket or are you writing Thesis

Okay, in all my busy time, i managed to squeeze one out and produce a website bout my dissertation. So for those who wanna know, check it out, i'll be posting piece by peice as i get through my research document. The link is on the left side of this screen, strategically positioned under the heading 'Links' so you cant miss it, if you do miss it, no need to do a u-turn, click here : http://bobshotthesis.blogspot.com

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Nursing a semi....

Ya ya ya, its bin a while bla bla bla n so on.... Well its was Erin (Ms Masifunde 2006) bday this weekend, which resulted subtly in a congregation of the ' Bring and Braai' tactic which is often promotes certain consequential notions. We get Drunk. So before the usual antics escalated, the meat was flame grilled, then the booze was attended to. Needless to say, Nic Smithy boy seemed completely unaware that there was a party at his house and left before hand. So we partied anyway, he found out later though that people were partying at his pad, so he gave her to blow. Here are the pics....

the ' Amazing Alcoholic'

with your host for the week, Roshan,

Welcome to another exciting episode of the " AMAZING ALCOHOLIC ", join Nic and his friends this weekend in Rhodes has he does what he does best, whilst his mates must find him before the end of the night.....

(The following is a recollection of various parts of the story pieced together to achieve an almost accurate account of the night)

So, 12.30 - beer tent. Nic, Erin and myself joined Lisa and the rest of the lovely Malboro girls in the Beer tent for a few drinks before the rugby, which we barely watched even when it was on. Okay, so things were getting toasty bout an hour or two in, (roughly bout 8 beers in.) Nicholas, now is breaching the memory bracket, as he was found applying vodka to his beers ( it is still unknown where the vodka supply came from). His face and blue attire now labelled with pirate markings and various scribble - He is ready to take on Rhodes.... and there he goes.....

Right so there i was, waiting to meet him outside at the rugby, but this was the last i saw of Nico for the next couple hours,until he 'magically' turned up bout after 3hrs, no one knew where he had gone, i doubt he did. By now, all well intoxicated, we sat outside talking to arb strangers, whilst nic announces his sport of preference, (for his sake, i wont put it on here). Fortuanately, before things escalated, Jono escorted nic back to the hotel to hopefully coax him into passing out... the animal was calmed for now. We then all stumbled back to the hotel later for some recharging - there was a long night ahead still. Around 6.30 or so, i awoke to the not so delightful sounds of one inhebriated nic smith attemting to open my door. The beast had awoken.

NIC CAM - 5.30 - He rises from his deep slumber, the yearning for more beer drives him to the hotel bar. Still, well intoxicated, he joins an old afrikaans couple at the bar for some rather intresting chat and a couple of beers. Erin then eventually finds Nic, who is informing the elderly gentleman of the amazingly big shit he took before he came downstairs.... They then return upstairs to wake me.

So i get ready, feeling as frought an expired Laat Oes Doos. We then walk to town, heading for Friar Tucks. Now just Erin, nic and myself, this was the most intresting walk EVER ever. Nic, too drunk to stand still, was all over the place while we try to keep him calm, he resembled that of a popular Mary Poppins scene as jedi master Nic swung around every light pole, street sign, and post box along the way, jumping off front doors of shops, and swinging off trees!!!! an ANIMAL!!, he scared off the locals that we walked past, people across the road were having a laugh, people who drove past even SLOWED DOWN to check this out! now... lets face it, for people to actually stop and laugh at some one who's drunk at Rhodes is pretty amazing, coz peops are always drunk there. But this was something else, as we got nearer to the club, nic tries to steal a sign which stood infront of someones place, while the door was open, and they were watching....fortuanately i stopped him, and eventually, we arrived at Friars. Two drinks into the night, Erin and myself decide its too risky to have Nico running loose, so ring up Lisa to ask if she wants him, (she happened to be working and asked nicely if we could look after him), so wen i returned back to erin, Erin was sitting alone, at peace, enjoying his Black label. It turned out, Erin gave nic the room keys and told him to go home.... i thought oh shit how is nic going to go home?? he doesnt even know he's at Rhodes.

NIC CAM - 7.00 - Nic proceeds upstairs in Friars without us knowing to finish his drink on the couchs, while we all looking for him. He then leaves, this part of his journey is unknown.

FRIEND CAM - Erin and myself start looking for nic, but are then caught by the 'Vodka and Mix R6' special which is going down, we must have had bout 5 rounds before we remembered nic was missing. So i try to call him again, he eventually answers telling me he is lost, and i must tell him where he is??? ya... ok, anyway i get him to describe where he is (which was hard to decipher with the slurrr) , turns out there are no buildings around him, just trees, - but there are no parks in Grahamstown - where the bloody hell did nic go??? We call lisa, and she said had spoken to nic, and he is going to meet her at the Drill Hall.So we call Nico one more time , tho he's still lost, on the road 'somewhere' at the corner of some streets. So erin and my self try to find the street, but the one doesnt seem to exist???So Eball and my self carry on to the Drill hall, when we get there turns out its a R40 entrance, not worth it... So lisa come out, but nics not here yet. She then calls him, to find out where he is, turns out he is on a bike with some guy, and they heading to the drill hall. Erin and i look for other ways into the drill hall, after scaling a 5 meter gate, we get in, kind of unnoticed. We have a few more drinks there - note, no Nic yet - we all then leave to go back to Friars, before they close doors, erin and my self head off, and Lisa and crew are supposed to meet us there. Lisa calls nic once more, and he's apparently at the Union building?? Where it all started - the Beer Tent. Anyway, we all stay at Friars till nights end.

NIC CAM - 7.30 - After Nic left Friars, nic attempts to join Lisa at the Drill Hall, on the way meeting up with a friend Warick, they venture off to steers for a bite to eat. Standing outside steers, Nic decides its a good idea to hop on to the back of a stationary bakkie, attempting to convince warick to join him. Soon the bakkie takes off... with nic latched to the back. It heads out of town towards the main highway intersection. At the intersection the bakkie stops, where nic jumps off, out of town. This is about the time i call him, when he is walking back through the park near the highway. He eventually makes his way back to the road, where someone on a motor bike picks him up, and brings him back into town.Ya nic, just ONE tequila short of waking up in another town

So, eventually, after being dropped off at the Union building, nic makes it to the destination he intially set off to find - The Drill hall - and goes home from there by 11pm. Kids, alcohol is bad for you....

Trivarsity Pictures

Trivarsity - Rhodes 12th Aug 2006

Bright and early we were up, a fortuanate booking at some dodgy hotel in Grahamstone revived the opportunity to experiance one last Trivarsity. The team - Nic, Erin, Jono, Lanel, and myself. By 9 we left home to fetch Erin and Nic at their place, whilst contemplating switching James's geyser off for another weekend with out him knowing. So we were off by 9.30, cruzing away in Jonos family wagon. Naturally, i passed out during the trip, Erin thought it would be funny to tickle my nose by shoving the end of his shades in my nose, it doesnt bother me, but he's the one who has to wear the shades... By 12, we rocked up at our castle, the so aptly name 'Frontier Hotel',looked a hundred years old, actually sounded and smelt a hundred years old. within minuits we had unpacked the car, and prepared the rooms, then we were off to the beer tent. YAY!, It all begins, 12.30pm , Union Building, Rhodes......

Port Elizabeth Floods

It was cold and windy night, the sound of rain drops bang against the windows, as naturally, the rain falls sideways in Port Elizabeth. I put on my jacket, (not the brown one), and left for a local garage ( gas station to all the americans) to collect on a few small supplies that would keep me going through the night. My car sped steadily at 30-40km/h as my vision of the road resembled something to that of staring into a blender with the lid off. Basically couldnt see jack shit, the rain was in every direction, the wind pulling my car from side to side.

The damage : Floods in most parts of PE, with alot of uprooted trees, cars washed away, tensile structures and parking shades torn down and mangled. The following days would experiance a series of power cuts varing and lasting as long as from morning till about 1am. The dams and water supply facilities for PE were also damaged, as the water supply for the next week or so was dirty and brown in colour.

Anyway, so here are the pics...

Day thirteen...

Welcome to Mykonos...

Okay so its been awhile, but after an enjoyable celebratory trip to Greece spreading the word of peace and goodwill, Ms Masifunde - Erin 'the Ball' Gibbs, has promised a few pics of his memorible trip away from Africa. The following pics maybe offensive to strange people, if you find them offensive please click on any of the pics below which wil link you to another web page.
It was a warm summers day in greece as the locals celebrated the welcoming of our very own Ms Masifunde pageant queen to the lands. As you can see in the following pics, the greeks put on their own show, but nothing can compare to the compelling beauty of Ms (Mass)ifunde (a winning pic can be seen in an earlier post).

A heppy Birthday to Javi Avi!!!!!the guy is getting old....

Dont Forget to PLEASE post some comments!!!! Shot
Master Bob

ALBRECHT RETURNS!

*** NEWS FLASH ***

ALBRECHCHTER HEROLD RETURNS

Following allegations which lead to the misplacement of one of the senior Studio Masters, and 5th year Super Hero, Alrecht Herold, that were based on the disgusting and inconsiderate notions set forth by the NMMNMNNU, were found to be true in nature. In an earlier meeting today, Mr Herold, representing himself, stated true the actions taken by him to strike against the NMNMNu in hope that obligations of payment for the hard efforts taken and accomplished by his office in aid of the recent RIBA inspection, ( which were deemed a success), be fully compensated. Though his efforts were not successful, he has chosen for the sake of his 5th yr regime to return in spite of the the university's behaviour, and non-appricaiative stand towards the efforts by his office. Other actions will have to be taken. People,...Albrecht is back.

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In other agendas today, it was a first successful gaming 3 rounds for Bob coming out on top during the 'Have a Break, Play some Quake' action which occured just earlier tonight, after falling second to the Mighty Faxy ' Slayer' Crank during the morning rounds. The Talleys will be up soon.

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Today, i present King Gareth 'the Mas' Clive Leonard(o). Aside from his talent to gracefully belt out Phantom of the Opera, this rally driver had also delved into acting for a short stint, starring as the well known 'Walker, Texas Ranger' . When the eyes of the ranger are upon you..... Catch him Only on E!

COMING SOON - JULY 2006

Day four...

The glow of the coal began to smelter in the subtle lit red room, whilst another glass is filled with the worlds greatest box wine - Namaqua! . Its the first time the long awaited box of choc mint hubbly was set alight. Nico, fax n bob then proceded to plan the upcoming night. So Giovannis was the next venue on the operations for the night, where much tequila joined the party. The night as it was, came to an end with myself and nico at Toby Jalopies getting young hairdresser, dj Brad to yelp " You Dirty Girls " much in the similar tone a cat would make had u have to stand on it.

A rather frosty morning it was, decided its a good day to work, work on what?? i dont fuckin know??, but i'll work - its a conscious thing. Soon, a comp will start, a talley to measure the strength of relationships, as a new theory was born yesturday - a relationship is a count of the number of movies you've watched together.
Three Couples - one movie screen, who will win???

So Today, i hearby present englishman Sir Faxworth Philip Crank , also known as Neil amongst some. part one of the 2 part Hobbit series - was found at the deepest cracks of Vanderbijlpark, fortuanately he made it out alright, obviously a bit upset, has complained about everything from blue skies to the smell of shit being bad. Still tho, if u see him out, buy him a beer - its a rare occation.

Day three...

So day three.... Survivor Architecture - light winds gush outside, though the sun shines through with a little chill in the exposed air. Thesis class remain calm, unknowing the horror to come over the next hundred days or so. She woke me up early this morning, pleasant... yet, i shat my self as the vibrate function continued to hammer on the bare wooden bedside table like a million wood peckers on a caffine high.

Lecturarers on strike set chaos through the air, the distant cries of help and discertainty ripple the natural flow of energy through this place. I dunno what i'm going to do, - sleep, sleep sleep...... whilst mild mannered students run down to the nearest watering hole for an early morning beer, its Amstel in the Kraal friday.

So wat is it i'm trying to do?? the ever evolving society, particularly our generation, has a changed set of needs, or rather different. What is the world we live in, what is this place?. It is different now, technology has altered urban settlements - that certain interaction of activities which once defined parts of cities, has changed in nature. Have traditionally beautiful spaces n places become a redundant or outdated function?? The dominant nature of place has changed with the social and political globalisation. Technology has affected society - socially, culturally, commercially, and in an industralist wager. A critical place, that uncertainty of future, as people are more informed, and strive to be through their curiosity. This place, a world of information exchange, Event through exchange, Trade through exchange...

Important Messages :

- as it is Friday, alcohol restrictions have been dropped in outer Port Elizabeth regions...
- Jono ran down the hot water again - this guy uses hot water!
- Carol was caught in the act labeling fellow student Tsolo ' Hans Solo' to the rolo, a " raging alchoholic".




Yes, it is this man!! I introduce Group Leader Lapham, fellow house mate, winner of most charitable archi to hobo's Award, pianist, bassist, falconist and surviving Zimbabwean. Sir Jona I. R Lapham.

update!

These are the Hoods - Grad Party 2005

Back Row - Gareth, Jono, Yunis, Lodi, Avi, Hendro

Front Row - Carol, Neil, Sonia, Daler, n me






Monsters of ROCK !!!! 2005
-Jono (bald) - Drum Animal!
-Dale (red head with finger) - the Shredder
-Jono (strange hat) - the Bass Man (vocals too)
-Roshan (indian) - Yeilding the 6string Axe




' Ms Masifundi Node' 2006
The first Annual winner of Knysna Township main node beauty and elegance pageant:

Erin "the Hands" Gibb (a.k.a eBall)






Important Messages :

- CONGRATULATIONS to E.Gibb for that splendid performance, hope the Germany tour went well!

Day two...

So day two of the blog, all is calm in the land of architecture, geof reminded me of how much i missed my bed, ohh bed.... Thesis has gone a long way to no where today! So..... two gold fish are in a tank , one says to the other one, "i'll man the guns, if you drive" :)






Giovannis - (left to right)
A litter of people














Giovannis - ( left to right)
More people

Hello, welcome....

So if one were to anaylize in depth the increasing amount of water evapuourating simultaneously with that of the amount of ice melting , and weighed it against the mass amout transfrered over and that above of the land mass available, one would notice too, that the there is still the same amount of water today as yesturday, and 10 yrs ago!, So why cant i wash my car with a hose pipe!!!

So this is my Architacturer forum discussion n shit, post a comment with questions etc... or help with other debates n sh*t. Lekker!
Important notices:

- Congratulations to Jono on his 1 month and 25 day anniversary!!
- Nico successfully sucked at maths and scored an all time high of 108 on his i.q
- Sonia spoke to her mom today.

Congratualtions to all!!

Master Bob