THESIS UPDATE

YO YO YO!! Word to all my bitches n ma hoes, this is a public service anouncement, fo allllll o' yall who gave a holler out to check da latest thesis hand in pics, they are now at your viewing pleasure on my thesis blogsite ( http://bobshotthesis.blogspot.com) and yall can check dat shi out!!

Peace!

On da flip side yo, dhere will be an airing of da urban thesis hand-in soon soon u check!

Waaatch dis space!

Bob-out

find your new ASS here

So yet another ASS society commitee has been pre selected, or so i beleive, it is being headed up by non other than Bruno Bunions, he is the head of all that is ASS!!! dunno who he is? First picture should describe him, followed by Rory, the old acting head ass. Dont really know the rest of the commitee, Riki Heroldt is secretary. It got off to a great start, a cheese and wine with real cheese, featuring the like of cammembert and blue chees and other exotics, no gouda or chedder here people. Plenty to go around tho, and loads of wine, with a R5 entry to raise funds for other upcoming parties.

The ceremony was culminated by the usual tradition of getting the new first years to introduce themselves and specify what ply toilet paper they currently use, i dunno why, but at least we now know right? just incase we need a to catch a good one, we will know what to expect in their bogs. They had to also use a paper plate to describe where or what they'd like to achieve whilst here in the school. But anyway, loads of wine n downing, followed by and ended by Theresa making an appearance on the chair and describing wat she's been doing here, but no mention of any ply, yet still downing that dry white.

These were the pics:

Where is my BOX??

The good ole first year portfolio Box Massacre has been substituted by a new project involving the first years building their very own Drawing boards. The Simple contraption incorporates triangular 'super wood' legs that are hinged to the main board, which swing open to support the board at a comfortable angle. Aluminium channels where used for the rullers to run on.

The Shots : -->

Avi's Conglomorate of Coffee - Self service welcomed

Yes, the change to Avi's House of Coffee (pvt)(ltd) , now an established enterprise, following last years allegations and scruitiny from the university, claiming that it was to conform to NMMU's standards that applies to buisness's on campus, and a rent fee was to be paid, as well as it is to pass the health and safety inspection. This however after many arguments blew over. It is currently under management by Violet, forgot to put up the pics, will put up the finished product later :

Rhinoplasphemy anyone...

Ya so like the depatment has taken a slight change here and there. There has been a shift in the admin workings of the department. Most may know by now that Angela, has retired from her post as secretary for now, and her post since this year has been moved to north campus (technikon). Mrs Kendrick has been ppromoted to Angela's post and is now working as the secretary on the north campus, as Marianna handles our campus. Jaqui now runs both the Copy Center and the Data Center, (copy in the morning and data in the afternoons). Boban is back as the 2nd yr design leader, and Don Flint has taken over the firts years, with new assistan Quinsly Sale and Erik Groblar. The new pay as you go printing initiative that has taken place ib the department seems to be taking toll on the student, cutting all freedom of printing at convienience off. You know have to pay an amount to Jaqui, who then writes out a reciept which needs to be handed to Andrew and then added to your account before you can print, the system is being tweaked so the process can be simpler, and is only on the A3 printers until later applied to the big plotters.

Some mite not be familiar with the 'red arrow' which gracefully guides architects to their second home, kinda like a trail of cheese for a mouse. it didnt last long, but ya, the ribbon skyline in blue n brown through out the departmenthas been added, as well as a colour change to some of the old murals, and a new ARchitecture sign board. Here's pics of all the action that went down with more to come later:

Here we go Again........

Happy New year, n merry xmas, n all n all n all...............
Its bin a while since any update went down on this page, so i thought id revive things, the pics of a few thesis projects have been put up on the updated section of the thesis section, http://bobshotthesis.blogspot.com - Check It Out!!

But other than that will try n put some stuff up later again.

Bobout!

Post-Document hand in

One Story.... 7 Authors..... 14 containers of alcohol, and one jew, this is what we got :

One day in the garden of Eden, Sandy and Eve were contemplating eating a certain apple.... or maybe it was a pear??.... No Wait, it was a guava!! ' I do desire to munch on the sweet, dripping guava of desire" said Sandy, " i shalt rou-shambo you " said Eve, "What is that" said Sandy, " Let me show you " said Eve

And she pulled out a Large over-ripe mango. The villagers pulled back and worshipped her as though she was a god. Hey-hum-hum-hum they chanted as they lifted her over their heads and carried her to the edge of the volcano. The lava was bubbling and hissing

And then she asked "where did Meryl Streep get those sexy shoes she wore for lunch the other day??", then they walked over to the greener pastures to have kinky donkey sex for the rest of the aftrenoon (under the willow tree), But that was not all, Snow White and Little Red riding hood had a better idea

I would study Architecture instead. But it turned out it would be better to go work in a potatoe factory in russia. I didnt see it, the olfa blade was moving swiftly across my finger and the next thing that happened seemed to shock everyone!!

A surprising anomally, revealing only the unexpected, he gathered his troop of apes, determined to get the best of their only enemy, george bush, disguised himself with a turban, and penetrated george's only safe guard, his underpants. Orange flowers now scattered over the black car, as thomas the tank-end man and his friends pop into Friends, house of coffee and blends, for some coffee, and are distgusted with the lack of cool drinks available. It was then that James walked out the closet, withone important statement, a confession that would change all our preconceptions, he said

'Erin is a DICK' , but the thing he didnt realise was that at that moment, the badger milk he had taken earlier that day started to work its magic. His gut churned and he let out a resounding fart, releasing into the atmosphere a gas cloud that consumed everything in its vicinity. The survivors, who were few and far between started their long and painful recovery. That part of the studio would never be the same again

the most noticable change was the new light in the studio head andrews brain so hard he started to grew beard and call him self Mr. Palferman, forcing people to convert to eclectic polfermanizem as the new style wher the measure of all things is

and the king made a judgement that stood till the end of time.

The end

Each color represents an individual author, the rules were that the next author in line would only be able to see the last line and continue with the story from there.

Anyone know this Dick???

The Man - Erin Ball Nicholas Gibbs a.k.a E-Ball, Dick, Princess Masifude

Once asked if he occasionally took a comfy one in the rear by a chick, but thought it was bout that time, that i post the essential question that implies he resembles a male sex organ, one that is pronounced and flacid, so.... Why is Erin such a DICK???

If you know the answer, please post a comment - the details for guest log-on is in an earlier post below.

Seen here breaking the Toilet Door Handle with a semi (does anyone know who that nose belongs to??). (Action Shot)

16 Days to Go...

Just 16 Days till document deadline, see what the 5th yrs have been upto...



http://one.revver.com/watch/62623

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Is that a Gun in your pocket or are you writing Thesis

Okay, in all my busy time, i managed to squeeze one out and produce a website bout my dissertation. So for those who wanna know, check it out, i'll be posting piece by peice as i get through my research document. The link is on the left side of this screen, strategically positioned under the heading 'Links' so you cant miss it, if you do miss it, no need to do a u-turn, click here : http://bobshotthesis.blogspot.com

Oh, and if people wanna leave comments on anything, there is an account to sign in under :

user name : guest147

password : guest147

Nursing a semi....

Ya ya ya, its bin a while bla bla bla n so on.... Well its was Erin (Ms Masifunde 2006) bday this weekend, which resulted subtly in a congregation of the ' Bring and Braai' tactic which is often promotes certain consequential notions. We get Drunk. So before the usual antics escalated, the meat was flame grilled, then the booze was attended to. Needless to say, Nic Smithy boy seemed completely unaware that there was a party at his house and left before hand. So we partied anyway, he found out later though that people were partying at his pad, so he gave her to blow. Here are the pics....

the ' Amazing Alcoholic'

with your host for the week, Roshan,

Welcome to another exciting episode of the " AMAZING ALCOHOLIC ", join Nic and his friends this weekend in Rhodes has he does what he does best, whilst his mates must find him before the end of the night.....

(The following is a recollection of various parts of the story pieced together to achieve an almost accurate account of the night)

So, 12.30 - beer tent. Nic, Erin and myself joined Lisa and the rest of the lovely Malboro girls in the Beer tent for a few drinks before the rugby, which we barely watched even when it was on. Okay, so things were getting toasty bout an hour or two in, (roughly bout 8 beers in.) Nicholas, now is breaching the memory bracket, as he was found applying vodka to his beers ( it is still unknown where the vodka supply came from). His face and blue attire now labelled with pirate markings and various scribble - He is ready to take on Rhodes.... and there he goes.....

Right so there i was, waiting to meet him outside at the rugby, but this was the last i saw of Nico for the next couple hours,until he 'magically' turned up bout after 3hrs, no one knew where he had gone, i doubt he did. By now, all well intoxicated, we sat outside talking to arb strangers, whilst nic announces his sport of preference, (for his sake, i wont put it on here). Fortuanately, before things escalated, Jono escorted nic back to the hotel to hopefully coax him into passing out... the animal was calmed for now. We then all stumbled back to the hotel later for some recharging - there was a long night ahead still. Around 6.30 or so, i awoke to the not so delightful sounds of one inhebriated nic smith attemting to open my door. The beast had awoken.

NIC CAM - 5.30 - He rises from his deep slumber, the yearning for more beer drives him to the hotel bar. Still, well intoxicated, he joins an old afrikaans couple at the bar for some rather intresting chat and a couple of beers. Erin then eventually finds Nic, who is informing the elderly gentleman of the amazingly big shit he took before he came downstairs.... They then return upstairs to wake me.

So i get ready, feeling as frought an expired Laat Oes Doos. We then walk to town, heading for Friar Tucks. Now just Erin, nic and myself, this was the most intresting walk EVER ever. Nic, too drunk to stand still, was all over the place while we try to keep him calm, he resembled that of a popular Mary Poppins scene as jedi master Nic swung around every light pole, street sign, and post box along the way, jumping off front doors of shops, and swinging off trees!!!! an ANIMAL!!, he scared off the locals that we walked past, people across the road were having a laugh, people who drove past even SLOWED DOWN to check this out! now... lets face it, for people to actually stop and laugh at some one who's drunk at Rhodes is pretty amazing, coz peops are always drunk there. But this was something else, as we got nearer to the club, nic tries to steal a sign which stood infront of someones place, while the door was open, and they were watching....fortuanately i stopped him, and eventually, we arrived at Friars. Two drinks into the night, Erin and myself decide its too risky to have Nico running loose, so ring up Lisa to ask if she wants him, (she happened to be working and asked nicely if we could look after him), so wen i returned back to erin, Erin was sitting alone, at peace, enjoying his Black label. It turned out, Erin gave nic the room keys and told him to go home.... i thought oh shit how is nic going to go home?? he doesnt even know he's at Rhodes.

NIC CAM - 7.00 - Nic proceeds upstairs in Friars without us knowing to finish his drink on the couchs, while we all looking for him. He then leaves, this part of his journey is unknown.

FRIEND CAM - Erin and myself start looking for nic, but are then caught by the 'Vodka and Mix R6' special which is going down, we must have had bout 5 rounds before we remembered nic was missing. So i try to call him again, he eventually answers telling me he is lost, and i must tell him where he is??? ya... ok, anyway i get him to describe where he is (which was hard to decipher with the slurrr) , turns out there are no buildings around him, just trees, - but there are no parks in Grahamstown - where the bloody hell did nic go??? We call lisa, and she said had spoken to nic, and he is going to meet her at the Drill Hall.So we call Nico one more time , tho he's still lost, on the road 'somewhere' at the corner of some streets. So erin and my self try to find the street, but the one doesnt seem to exist???So Eball and my self carry on to the Drill hall, when we get there turns out its a R40 entrance, not worth it... So lisa come out, but nics not here yet. She then calls him, to find out where he is, turns out he is on a bike with some guy, and they heading to the drill hall. Erin and i look for other ways into the drill hall, after scaling a 5 meter gate, we get in, kind of unnoticed. We have a few more drinks there - note, no Nic yet - we all then leave to go back to Friars, before they close doors, erin and my self head off, and Lisa and crew are supposed to meet us there. Lisa calls nic once more, and he's apparently at the Union building?? Where it all started - the Beer Tent. Anyway, we all stay at Friars till nights end.

NIC CAM - 7.30 - After Nic left Friars, nic attempts to join Lisa at the Drill Hall, on the way meeting up with a friend Warick, they venture off to steers for a bite to eat. Standing outside steers, Nic decides its a good idea to hop on to the back of a stationary bakkie, attempting to convince warick to join him. Soon the bakkie takes off... with nic latched to the back. It heads out of town towards the main highway intersection. At the intersection the bakkie stops, where nic jumps off, out of town. This is about the time i call him, when he is walking back through the park near the highway. He eventually makes his way back to the road, where someone on a motor bike picks him up, and brings him back into town.Ya nic, just ONE tequila short of waking up in another town

So, eventually, after being dropped off at the Union building, nic makes it to the destination he intially set off to find - The Drill hall - and goes home from there by 11pm. Kids, alcohol is bad for you....

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