You don't have to understand 'here' to be 'here.'

So there they were, at 4am, 2 panels, 3 helpers, 76 pizzas and 42 Play energy drinks down, and wondering whether the kick should beware of the architect. A semi silent night, as students doped on caffine slowly turn to tourettes for guidance, and blessing the program writers at the Corel Corporation for a fantastically stable program that sends plots to the printer like flies to horse shit.

It was 'The time of Thesis 2009'.

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www.bobshotthesis.blogspot.com

The R[e]-Bir[th]

It is time... a new sun has set, and an old has risen, masked by insanties, and disguised in Beer, it spew the white foam of the oceans crashing wave from its belly, and hurdled me into the arms of a corner so wide it only contained the universe, and onto me it said....." BOB" and i said, "yes???" and it said "you must post" and so...I posted a fucking blog.

More to come soon.... on ' ARCHI_DRAMA!!!!!!!!! ' - the life and times of concrete erections.

THESIS UPDATE

YO YO YO!! Word to all my bitches n ma hoes, this is a public service anouncement, fo allllll o' yall who gave a holler out to check da latest thesis hand in pics, they are now at your viewing pleasure on my thesis blogsite ( http://bobshotthesis.blogspot.com) and yall can check dat shi out!!

Peace!

On da flip side yo, dhere will be an airing of da urban thesis hand-in soon soon u check!

Waaatch dis space!

Bob-out

find your new ASS here

So yet another ASS society commitee has been pre selected, or so i beleive, it is being headed up by non other than Bruno Bunions, he is the head of all that is ASS!!! dunno who he is? First picture should describe him, followed by Rory, the old acting head ass. Dont really know the rest of the commitee, Riki Heroldt is secretary. It got off to a great start, a cheese and wine with real cheese, featuring the like of cammembert and blue chees and other exotics, no gouda or chedder here people. Plenty to go around tho, and loads of wine, with a R5 entry to raise funds for other upcoming parties.

The ceremony was culminated by the usual tradition of getting the new first years to introduce themselves and specify what ply toilet paper they currently use, i dunno why, but at least we now know right? just incase we need a to catch a good one, we will know what to expect in their bogs. They had to also use a paper plate to describe where or what they'd like to achieve whilst here in the school. But anyway, loads of wine n downing, followed by and ended by Theresa making an appearance on the chair and describing wat she's been doing here, but no mention of any ply, yet still downing that dry white.

These were the pics:

Where is my BOX??

The good ole first year portfolio Box Massacre has been substituted by a new project involving the first years building their very own Drawing boards. The Simple contraption incorporates triangular 'super wood' legs that are hinged to the main board, which swing open to support the board at a comfortable angle. Aluminium channels where used for the rullers to run on.

The Shots : -->

Avi's Conglomorate of Coffee - Self service welcomed

Yes, the change to Avi's House of Coffee (pvt)(ltd) , now an established enterprise, following last years allegations and scruitiny from the university, claiming that it was to conform to NMMU's standards that applies to buisness's on campus, and a rent fee was to be paid, as well as it is to pass the health and safety inspection. This however after many arguments blew over. It is currently under management by Violet, forgot to put up the pics, will put up the finished product later :

Rhinoplasphemy anyone...

Ya so like the depatment has taken a slight change here and there. There has been a shift in the admin workings of the department. Most may know by now that Angela, has retired from her post as secretary for now, and her post since this year has been moved to north campus (technikon). Mrs Kendrick has been ppromoted to Angela's post and is now working as the secretary on the north campus, as Marianna handles our campus. Jaqui now runs both the Copy Center and the Data Center, (copy in the morning and data in the afternoons). Boban is back as the 2nd yr design leader, and Don Flint has taken over the firts years, with new assistan Quinsly Sale and Erik Groblar. The new pay as you go printing initiative that has taken place ib the department seems to be taking toll on the student, cutting all freedom of printing at convienience off. You know have to pay an amount to Jaqui, who then writes out a reciept which needs to be handed to Andrew and then added to your account before you can print, the system is being tweaked so the process can be simpler, and is only on the A3 printers until later applied to the big plotters.

Some mite not be familiar with the 'red arrow' which gracefully guides architects to their second home, kinda like a trail of cheese for a mouse. it didnt last long, but ya, the ribbon skyline in blue n brown through out the departmenthas been added, as well as a colour change to some of the old murals, and a new ARchitecture sign board. Here's pics of all the action that went down with more to come later:

Here we go Again........

Happy New year, n merry xmas, n all n all n all...............
Its bin a while since any update went down on this page, so i thought id revive things, the pics of a few thesis projects have been put up on the updated section of the thesis section, http://bobshotthesis.blogspot.com - Check It Out!!

But other than that will try n put some stuff up later again.

Bobout!

Post-Document hand in

One Story.... 7 Authors..... 14 containers of alcohol, and one jew, this is what we got :

One day in the garden of Eden, Sandy and Eve were contemplating eating a certain apple.... or maybe it was a pear??.... No Wait, it was a guava!! ' I do desire to munch on the sweet, dripping guava of desire" said Sandy, " i shalt rou-shambo you " said Eve, "What is that" said Sandy, " Let me show you " said Eve

And she pulled out a Large over-ripe mango. The villagers pulled back and worshipped her as though she was a god. Hey-hum-hum-hum they chanted as they lifted her over their heads and carried her to the edge of the volcano. The lava was bubbling and hissing

And then she asked "where did Meryl Streep get those sexy shoes she wore for lunch the other day??", then they walked over to the greener pastures to have kinky donkey sex for the rest of the aftrenoon (under the willow tree), But that was not all, Snow White and Little Red riding hood had a better idea

I would study Architecture instead. But it turned out it would be better to go work in a potatoe factory in russia. I didnt see it, the olfa blade was moving swiftly across my finger and the next thing that happened seemed to shock everyone!!

A surprising anomally, revealing only the unexpected, he gathered his troop of apes, determined to get the best of their only enemy, george bush, disguised himself with a turban, and penetrated george's only safe guard, his underpants. Orange flowers now scattered over the black car, as thomas the tank-end man and his friends pop into Friends, house of coffee and blends, for some coffee, and are distgusted with the lack of cool drinks available. It was then that James walked out the closet, withone important statement, a confession that would change all our preconceptions, he said

'Erin is a DICK' , but the thing he didnt realise was that at that moment, the badger milk he had taken earlier that day started to work its magic. His gut churned and he let out a resounding fart, releasing into the atmosphere a gas cloud that consumed everything in its vicinity. The survivors, who were few and far between started their long and painful recovery. That part of the studio would never be the same again

the most noticable change was the new light in the studio head andrews brain so hard he started to grew beard and call him self Mr. Palferman, forcing people to convert to eclectic polfermanizem as the new style wher the measure of all things is

and the king made a judgement that stood till the end of time.

The end

Each color represents an individual author, the rules were that the next author in line would only be able to see the last line and continue with the story from there.

Anyone know this Dick???

The Man - Erin Ball Nicholas Gibbs a.k.a E-Ball, Dick, Princess Masifude

Once asked if he occasionally took a comfy one in the rear by a chick, but thought it was bout that time, that i post the essential question that implies he resembles a male sex organ, one that is pronounced and flacid, so.... Why is Erin such a DICK???

If you know the answer, please post a comment - the details for guest log-on is in an earlier post below.

Seen here breaking the Toilet Door Handle with a semi (does anyone know who that nose belongs to??). (Action Shot)